Thor: This is odd. Titan used to have 3 moons. Now it only has 2.
Tony: Oh, yea, that’s cuz Thanos threw one at me.
Steve: Say what?
Tony: Thanos threw a moon at me.
Steve: I… he… he threw… what happened?
Tony: It broke. I didn’t.
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